Ohio Waterfowler Forums banner

1 - 6 of 6 Posts

·
Super Moderator
Joined
·
11,670 Posts
Discussion Starter #1
<FONT face="Times New Roman"><FONT color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><STRONG>Two things Navy Seals are always taught:<BR>1.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Keep your priorities in order<BR>2.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Know when to act without hesitation</STRONG></SPAN></FONT></FONT><br> <FONT face="Times New Roman"><FONT color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><STRONG><BR><BR>A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in the ACLU, was teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated that for once and for all he was going to prove there was no GOD. <BR><BR>Addressing the ceiling, he shouted: "GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 <BR>minutes."<BR><BR>The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by. "I'm waiting GOD, if you are real knock me off this platform."<BR><BR>Again, after 5 minutes, the professor taunted GOD saying, "Here I am GOD!!! I'm still waiting!!!<BR><BR>His count went down to the last couple minutes when a SEAL, just released from the Navy after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq, and newly registered in the class, walked up to the professor. <BR><BR>The SEAL hit him full force in the face and sent the professor mumbling from his lofty platform. The professor was out cold.<BR><BR>The students were stunned and shocked. They began to babble in confusion. The SEAL non-chantlantly took his seat in the front row and sat silent. The class looked at him and fell silent....waiting.<BR><BR>Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably shaken. He looked at the SEAL in the front row. When the professor regained his senses and could speak he asked: "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?" <BR><BR>The SEAL answered: <I><SPAN style="FONT-STYLE: italic">"</SPAN></I>GOD was busy protecting</STRONG> </SPAN><FONT size=4><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><STRONG>America</STRONG></SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT size=4><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><STRONG><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=#000000>'s soldiers, who are protecting your right to say stupid&nbsp;CRAP and act like an&nbsp;A## hole!!!</FONT></STRONG><I><SPAN style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><BR><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><BR><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=#000000>"SO HE SENT ME!!!"</FONT></SPAN></SPAN></I></SPAN></FONT><br>
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
132 Posts
<P>GOOD ONE!!!!<IMG src="http://www.websitetoolbox.com/images/boards/smilies/biggrin.gif" align=absMiddle border=0></P>
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
38 Posts
I LOVED it. God bless the soliders who are protecting ALL of us (even the wast of lifes like the professor there)
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
155 Posts
Good post Capt. TOP NOTCH!!!!<img src="http://www.websitetoolbox.com/images/boards/smilies/biggrin.gif" align="middle" border="0"><img src="http://www.websitetoolbox.com/images/boards/smilies/thumb.gif" align="middle" border="0"><img src="http://www.websitetoolbox.com/images/boards/smilies/thumb.gif" align="middle" border="0"><img src="http://www.websitetoolbox.com/images/boards/smilies/thumb.gif" align="middle" border="0"><img src="http://www.websitetoolbox.com/images/boards/smilies/thumb.gif" align="middle" border="0"><br>
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
207 Posts
<P>I am training for three soldiers that recently returned from Iraq.&nbsp; One was in the first unit that pulled into Bagdad and assisted in pulling down the statue.&nbsp; All three have a new found peace in the God that this country has been blessed by.&nbsp; I will see that they get this.&nbsp; Thanks Captain.&nbsp;&nbsp; Jim</P>
 
1 - 6 of 6 Posts
Top