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<P><FONT size=5>&nbsp;&nbsp; <FONT color=#808080>This is only for fun......</FONT></FONT></P> <DIV><FONT face=Arial></FONT><BR></DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <P><FONT face=Arial size=5><SPAN>Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial><SPAN> </SPAN></FONT></P> <P><FONT face=Arial size=3><SPAN>Question: How do you tell the difference between <BR>Democrats, Republicans And Southern Republicans? </SPAN></FONT></P> <P><FONT face=Arial size=3><SPAN>The answer can be found by posing the following question: </SPAN></FONT></P> <P><FONT face=Arial size=3><SPAN>You're walking down a deserted street with your wife <BR>and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist <BR>with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes <BR>with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises <BR>the knife, and charges at you. You are <BR>carrying a Glock cal .40, and you are an expert shot. <BR>You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your <BR>family. </SPAN></FONT></P> <P><FONT face=Arial size=3><SPAN>What do you do? </SPAN></FONT></P> <P><FONT face=Arial size=3><SPAN>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </SPAN></FONT></P> <P><FONT face=Arial size=3><SPAN>Democrat's Answer: </SPAN></FONT></P> <P><FONT face=Arial size=3><SPAN>Well, that's not enough information to answer the <BR>question! </SPAN></FONT></P> <P><FONT face=Arial size=3><SPAN>Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? </SPAN></FONT></P> <P><FONT face=Arial size=3><SPAN>Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire <BR>him to attack? </SPAN></FONT></P> <P><FONT face=Arial size=3><SPAN>Could we run away? </SPAN></FONT></P> <P><FONT face=Arial size=3><SPAN>! What does my wife think? </SPAN></FONT></P> <P><FONT face=Arial size=3><SPAN>What about the kids? </SPAN></FONT></P> <P><FONT face=Arial size=3><SPAN>Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock <BR>the knife out of his hand? </SPAN></FONT></P> <P><FONT face=Arial size=3><SPAN>What does the law say about this situation? </SPAN></FONT></P> <P><FONT face=Arial size=3><SPAN>Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? </SPAN></FONT></P> <P><FONT face=Arial size=3><SPAN>Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind <BR>of message does this send to society and to my <BR>children? </SPAN></FONT></P> <P><FONT face=Arial size=3><SPAN>Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? </SPAN></FONT></P> <P><FONT face=Arial size=3><SPAN>Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be <BR>content just to wound me? </SPAN></FONT></P> <P><FONT face=Arial size=3><SPAN>If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my <BR>family get away while he was stabbing me? </SPAN></FONT></P> <P><FONT face=Arial size=3><SPAN>Should I call 9-1-1? </SPAN></FONT></P> <P><FONT face=Arial size=3><SPAN>Why is this street so deserted? </SPAN></FONT></P> <P><FONT face=Arial size=3><SPAN>We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day <BR>and make this a happier, healthier street that would <BR>discourage such behavior. </SPAN></FONT></P> <P><FONT face=Arial size=3><SPAN>This is all so confusing! &nbsp;I need to debate this with <BR>some friends for few days and try to come to a <BR>consensus. </SPAN></FONT></P> <P><FONT face=Arial size=3><SPAN>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ <BR>Republican's Answer: </SPAN></FONT></P> <P><FONT face=Arial size=3><SPAN>BANG! </SPAN></FONT></P> <P><FONT face=Arial size=3><SPAN>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </SPAN></FONT></P> <P><FONT face=Arial size=3><SPAN>Southern Republican's Answer: </SPAN></FONT></P> <P><FONT face=Arial size=3><SPAN>BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! <BR>BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading). </SPAN></FONT></P> <P><FONT face=Arial size=3><SPAN>BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! <BR>BANG! click </SPAN></FONT></P> <P><FONT face=Arial size=3><SPAN>Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! &nbsp;Were those the <BR>Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"</SPAN></FONT></P></DIV></DIV> <P></P> <P><FONT face=Arial>&nbsp;</FONT> </P>
 

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<P>Not all democrats would respond that way , just the liberals <IMG src="http://www.websitetoolbox.com/images/boards/smilies/biggrin.gif" align=absMiddle border=0><IMG src="http://www.websitetoolbox.com/images/boards/smilies/biggrin.gif" align=absMiddle border=0><IMG src="http://www.websitetoolbox.com/images/boards/smilies/biggrin.gif" align=absMiddle border=0></P>
 
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