[dukman63]

<P>The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from the Eagle to a Condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.&nbsp;<BR>&nbsp;<BR>A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of di**s, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.&nbsp;<BR>&nbsp;<BR>Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.&nbsp;</P>