[lonewolf]

Years ago in my early twenties, I was living down in Florida and had a green eyed southern girlfriend. We was out of town one weekend and stayed at a cheap motel. She was having female problems but had agreed to pleasure me. When I said here it comes, she removed that silky tongue and that load went flying and landed on the wall almost to the ceiling trim. She grabbed a towel, jumped up on the bed and was going to clean it up but we got to laughing so hard we decided to leave it for the maid thinking she would find it just as funny. Had she pointed it straight up I think it would have made it to the ceiling.

Think about that next time you stay in a motel.

 

[theradish]

I've thrown a rope or 2

 

[Jbeckler]

Years ago in my early twenties, I was living down in Florida and had a green eyed southern girlfriend. We was out of town one weekend and stayed at a cheap motel. She was having female problems but had agreed to pleasure me. When I said here it comes, she removed that silky tongue and that load went flying and landed on the wall almost to the ceiling trim. She grabbed a towel, jumped up on the bed and was going to clean it up but we got to laughing so hard we decided to leave it for the maid thinking she would find it just as funny. Had she pointed it straight up I think it would have made it to the ceiling.

Think about that next time you stay in a motel.

Was it a she or shim? You have to be specific these days.