That's the trout, the whole trout, and nothing but the trout, so help me Loomis.
I'm just a regular joe, with a regular job.
I'm your average white, suburbanite slob.
I like football,porno, and books about war.
i've got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor. My feet on the table, and a cuban cigar.
But, sometimes, that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested. No i've got to go out and have fun at someone elses expense. I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane, while people behind me are going insane. I use public toilets and i piss on the seat. I walk around in the summertime saying how bout this heat. Sometimes, i park in handicap spaces, while handicapped people make handicapped faces.
That's right, i'm an *******.
