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<P><IMG src="/images/boards/smilies/biggrin.gif" align=absMiddle border=0>&nbsp;Blonde jokes</P> <DIV><BR></DIV><!--[gte IE 5]><![endif]--> <DIV> <DIV>&nbsp;</DIV> <DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial; PADDING-TOP: 10pt">----- </DIV> <DIV> <DIV class=RTE> <P>Two blondes living in Oklahoma were&nbsp;&nbsp;sitting on a bench talking........and<BR>one blonde says to the other: "Which do you&nbsp;&nbsp;think is farther<BR>away..........Florida or the moon? "The other blonde turns and&nbsp;&nbsp;says<BR>"Helloooooooooo, can you see&nbsp;&nbsp;Florida.......?????<BR><BR>RIVER WALK<BR>There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes&nbsp;&nbsp;to a river and sees another<BR>blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she&nbsp;&nbsp;shouts , "How can I get to the<BR>other side?" The second blonde looks up the&nbsp;&nbsp;river then down the river and<BR>shouts back, "You ARE on the other&nbsp;&nbsp;side."<BR><BR>BLONDE ON THE SUN<BR>A Russian, an&nbsp;&nbsp;American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian<BR>said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on<BR>the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the<BR>sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their<BR>heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the<BR>Russian. To which the&nbsp;&nbsp;Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're<BR>going at&nbsp;&nbsp;night!"<BR><BR>IN A VACUUM<BR>A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one&nbsp;&nbsp;night. It was her turn. She rolled<BR>the dice and she landed on Science&nbsp;&nbsp;&amp;Nature. Her question was, "If you are<BR>in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a<BR>time and then asked, "Is it on&nbsp;&nbsp;or off?"<BR><BR>FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!<BR>A&nbsp;&nbsp;girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and<BR>asked&nbsp;&nbsp;her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one<BR>was named&nbsp;&nbsp;Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of<BR>someone&nbsp;&nbsp;naming dogs like that?" "HELLOOOOOO," answered the blond. "They're<BR>watch dogs!"</P></DIV></DIV></DIV>
 

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<P>And of course there's that blonde who upon driving down a country road saw another blonde in a corn field rowing her boat. She stops her car pissed off and yells at the other blonde "Don't you know its blondes like you who give the rest of us a bad name!!! If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your ass!"</P>
 

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<P style="MARGIN: 0px">hey what do you call a smart blonde????&nbsp;&nbsp; </P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px">&nbsp;</P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px">&nbsp;</P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px">&nbsp;</P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px">a golden retriever!</P>
 

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<P style="MARGIN: 0px">What do you call five blondes standing on their head.</P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px">&nbsp;</P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px">&nbsp;</P> <P style="MARGIN: 0px">Five brunettes with bad breath.</P>
 
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